miércoles, 25 de noviembre de 2009

QUÍTAME UN AÑO Y MOVERÉ EL MUNDO

Justo ahora, en la tele, hay una señorita diciendo que se viste de andrógina y que me va a pagar mucho dinero, cuando yo realmente pensaría en preguntarle a ella la tarifa de rato o amanecida. Me aterriza. Me recuerda que hace mucho tiempo y muchos dulces desistí de la idea de volverme la moza de un traqueto o esposa de viejitos magnates o amante de viejitas magnates y, en cambio de eso, decidí que iba a ser economista. No conforme con esto, después se me ocurrió que sería chusquísimo hacer una especialización, averiguar cómo piensan los médicos, paliarle a Colombia el cáncer de seno metástico o localmente avanzado y dictar clase. Así es como se me va el tiempo envidiando a la que se viste de andrógina. No tiene parcial de econometría avanzada este sábado, no va colgada con el trabajo final de regresión, no tiene crudo el último informe de uno de sus trabajos, no disfruta dictando clase, no tiene problemas con series de tiempo y la pavorosa ignorancia del conteo de puntos muestrales la mantiene feliz.
Sin embargo, amigos y amigas, hoy leí lo que será mi alegría salvadora planetaria, frenética, cósmica, académica, lunática. Hoy leí lo que me dejaron botado en el blog. Cito:

¿Suprimes comentarios? ¿Hay veto en este lupanar? Qué falta de...
En fin, sólo estoy contandole a todo aquel que alguna vez se hubiese pasado por mi pantano que el bueno de Frank pretende seguir adelante (¿o atras?)con ÓperaEAB y dar continuidad a aquel ato de bellaquerías que alguna vez comenzara. Quedas invitada (auqnue por la foto que pusiste no estoy seguro de si tienes edad para leer a Nicotine...¿cuantos tienes?..¿14? ¿Nos mentiste con la vieja foto del buen par de tetas? ¡¡Cómo pudiste!!...en fin, la pelota esta en el aire, cojela cuando quieras..Saludos.

¡ME DIJO QUE EN LA FOTO PAREZCO DE 14 AÑOS! Qué dicha más juepuerca, qué noche más hermosa, me lleno de energía. Gracias, Frank. Ese comentario me dice que usar crema anti-arrugas desde los 16 no ha sido en vano, que apestar a babas por las mañanas si ofrece resultados y que el agua de apio es la fuente de la eterna juventud. Si te tuviera sentado a mi lado, te abrazaría. Me hiciste feliz. Hoy mi noche sin sueño es sólo para tí.

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Mafe dijo...

SALUUUUUU-T!!
Porque seamos unas ancianas de 20 cuando tengamos 80, porque eso de ser una come-años es una nota!!!

... incluso a la entrada de un bar y que le pidan a uno cédula el día que va a celebrar los 'ticinco.

blueandtanit dijo...

jajajaja
estoy de acuerdo con mafe, y eso sí, en la foto si te ves muy joven, en serio ;)
siempre te leo desde el reader, no había notado el cambio de foto.

saludos

Ivan Andrade dijo...

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Frank Nicotine dijo...

Pues ya ni me acordaba del dichoso comentario, pero sí, luces bastante neófita; ha de ser porque no te han metido mano como se debe; dale un par de noches al bueno de Frank y te dejará a portas de la menapausia (que tengo muy mala mano, según dicen). En fin, me alegra haberte alegrado (no, en realidad no).

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Frank Nicotine dijo...

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Leo Le Gris dijo...

pues la verdad si pareces muuyyy joven! =)

quiero decir que mencanta tu blog, aunque hace rato no postees.

a mi a mis casi 6 lustros aun me ponen menos de veinticinco, cosa que me alegra mucho!

un gran saludo!

Leo

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Hola mujer, hace rato que no entraba a leer cosas aqui, he mirado un par de entradas viejas, producto de la falta de sueño y el la escesiva injesta de cafeína, espero que vuelvas en algún momento a publicar algo. Algo asi como que un post al año no hace daño. Saludos.

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lully dijo...

Me da gusto leerte con ese halo de desparpajo amable y entretenido propio de una persona con personalidad...
Ah!! me dice mi hermano aquí a mi lado que con pechonalidad, jejeje.

Un abrazo!

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